She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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