the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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