Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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