so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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