SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Randomize
