you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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