I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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