I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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