The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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