I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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