GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
did you just send me my own nude
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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