Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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