She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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