he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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