So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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