Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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