All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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