Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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