I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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