no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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