come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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