did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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