i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
this hospital has no fireball
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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