i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Your cock deserves a montage
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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