I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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