Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Please, let me fuck your mom
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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