Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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