: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My penis needs a shock collar
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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