I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you traded sex for a burrito?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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