Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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