Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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