You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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