can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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