4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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