Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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