talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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