I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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