Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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