Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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