idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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