Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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