There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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