I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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