But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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