i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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