Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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