you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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