sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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