Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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