it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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