Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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