Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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