I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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