He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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